Lazy Monkey People https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Aug06_Post.mp4 Humans are basically lazy. That’s a good thing. All animals have evolved a max ROI instinct. To spend as little effort as possible, to get as much return as possible. Monkeys climb the shortest trees to get the fattest bananas. Birds of prey get the fattest […]
Potato Hypnosis
Wake And Bake I have these two really weird friends. One morning, after waking and baking, they’d decided to have a two person random walk elimination contest. They would go outside and start walking, with only a few rules. First, every other corner they’d come to, they’d go straight. And on […]
Middle Misdirection
GPS Trope There’s a very common movie trick if you happen to be a bad guy getting chased by the good guys or a good guy getting chased by the bad guys. This requires taking the GPS tracking device they think they’ve hidden on your and putting in a truck or animal or other […]
Corn Dog Chaos Theory
Local Carnival A couple of weeks ago me and some friends went down to this local carnival fair. Everything and they had was stuff you’d expect at a kind of carnival fair. They had a bunch of booths selling corndogs and burritos and french fries. They had a couple of sketchy looking Ferris wheels […]