Haunted Lady There was this crazy woman that lived alone. Her husband died, and she was financially taken care of, but she imagined that ghosts were coming to terrorize her every night. Until one night, she hallucinated a guardian angel who came to her and told her what to do to keep herself […]
Vampire Parasite Metaphors
Invisible Spies The NSA has developed a phone app that is mechanical. This is because many people are leaving their cell phones at home, so they can’t be tracked. But the new phones have microscopic drones that follow you everywhere. So even if you leave your phone at home, the NSA can […]
Lemon Evolution
OOBE Simulator I have this friend who has been working on this drone project. It’s pretty simple in concept, but it if works it will be pretty cool. The crux is it depends on being able to transmit directional controls to a drone controller. To calibrate the minimum needed thoughts to control […]
Hypnotic Donut Buffet
Got A License For That? There is this hypnotic juggler who works local parks. He’s always dressed professionally, and he always has a temporary juggling license issued by the city. He always starts off by juggling three lemons. And while he’s juggling the three lemons he starts telling stories. Really confusing […]
Day Trading Hypnosis
Underground Wealth I heard a story the other night about this super genius rich guy. He spent most of his career building massive amounts of wealth. But he did so by being only as socially outgoing as he needed to be. And once he’d built enough wealth, create as low profile a […]
Emergent Tattoo Mythology
Long Game Sociopath There is this very intelligent, very long game planning, extremely sociopathic but very, very skilled painter. He’s finally achieved his dream after careful strategizing for a few decades. His paintings are photo-realistic, but they evoke very deep and chaotic emotional feelings. That they create these deep, complex, primal, and […]
Serial Killing Contests
Books and Covers There’s this relatively normal looking guy that has a lot of tattoos. If he wore a long sleeve shirt so you couldn’t see his tattoos, you’d think he was your run of the mill, mid level white collar executive. But 70% of his body is covered with tattoos. And […]
Cereal Box Hypnosis
Trifecta Of Doom There’s this very skilled assassin that combines hypnosis, telepathy, and ventriloquism. This allows him to assassinate targets in plain view of any agents who happen to be watching him. For example, if there is a witness that is under protection of the FBI for example, the assassin can kill in […]
Pigeon Transformation
Probably Shouldn’t Look There is this soup company that came up with a pretty good prank for their microwavable soup line. It’s based on microwaves that have an automatic turnstile coupled with a certain mesh of a certain hole size. If you have both of these, while the cup spins around, viewed through […]
Deep Donut Hypnosis
Nothing In The Middle There’s this really cool alarm clock you can buy. They don’t sell it on Amazon, they don’t sell it at Target, they don’t sell it at Walmart. You can only buy it directly from the stores website, and they don’t have free shipping. But the clock is only […]