Have A Drink? A couple of nights ago a friend of mine called and said him and a couple of other guys were going to have a couple of drinks at a local bar and I should come over. It was going to be a regular weeknight where you show up have a couple […]
Time Traveling Librarian
Girl From The Internet I went on a date. One date with this girl I met online. In retrospect there were plenty of red flags that I purposely didn’t notice that I now wish I had. We met, it was her idea to meet, after only a few messages being exchanged. We met at […]
Sexual Lunatic Generator
Free Seminar So I went to this free seminar a couple weeks ago. I like going to free seminars for three main reasons. One you get a lot of information, you meet a lot of cool people and three, it’s a great way to try and reverse engineers fantastic sales techniques. These free seminars […]
Infinite Interrogation
Second Date A long time ago I dated this girl for three dates. Precisely three dates. It was a setup of a mutual friend and because this mutual friend was actually a pretty good friend of mine I wanted to give this a best effort even though I knew on the first date that it […]
Voices In The Night
Meteor Shower When I was a kid in my friend wanted to stay up late one night to watch the meteor shower. We convinced our parents to let us sleep in our backyard. Of course our parents assured us that we would fall asleep before the meteor shower was expected to show which was at […]
Self Consumption
Cute Girl At Work This girl I used to work with was cute and she was part of the same religion that I participated in. One weekend she and her group were going to a picnic. She invited me to go with her. I figured I could use Jesus to get an in. […]
Secret Sierra Club
Boy Scout Skills When I was younger I did a lot of rockclimbing. I learned first in Boy Scouts and then when I was in high school I had a coworker at the pizza place that I worked at was a very good rock climber so he would take me rockclimbing on the weekend sometimes. […]
Campfire Horror Stories
Outgoing Lunch Lady I met some of my friends for lunch recently. There’s a woman there that I’ve seen once or twice before. She’s kind of middle-aged, she’s very bubbly she has very very big boobs and she’s very very outgoing and charismatic. She has the capability to talk and talk and talk if […]
Blind Date Horror Story
No Expectations I have a friend that likes to set me up on blind dates. She’s been doing it for quite a while. I learned a long time ago that the best way to approach this is to go on there without any expectations whatsoever. No expectations that we’ll click romantically. No expectations that […]
Origin Story Erasure
Dale Carnegie’s Brilliance Before Dale Carnegie wrote How to Win Friends and Influence People he did an extensive public speaking workshop for many years. He found through this workshop all the techniques and all the details and strategies that he later wrote and How to Win Friends and Influence People. That’s what makes this […]