Slow Hair Cutter There’s this barber that has shop downtown. But the shop is always crowded, and there’s only the one guy in there cutting hair. So once, I went in to take a number, and I got number 37. He was only number two. And he took about two hours […]
Hidden Prize Inside
Psychic Party I was invited to a tarot card party by this weird lady at my toastmasters group. She made it sound pretty interesting, so I went. When I went, everybody was really friendly and nice to me. One old guy got me a plate of appetizers, another lady kept refilling my […]
She Went Inside Her Brain
Look Inside My Brain I saw this TED talk a while ago about a lady who was a neurologist and then had a stroke. And she explained in full detail what it was like, how her brain slowly more or less went offline. And how even dialing the phone became something utterly confusing […]
Holy Trees and Entropy
Haircut Place The other day I went to the barber to get my head shaved like I normally do every couple of weeks. My normal guy wasn’t there, and instead there was this extremely young and gorgeous woman. At first I thought she was a customer, then she motioned for me to get […]
Magic Horse Mind Control
Six Plus Two About fifty years ago there was this guy who had a magic horse. He wasn’t really magic, but he could do basic addition and subtraction. Some guy would ask what’s two plus six, and the horse would stamp is hoof eight times. Then he’d ask what’s three minus one, […]