Before Conscious Mind Once there were two friends. They’d been friends for a long time. Every since they could remember. Before kindergarten. Before they developed conscious awareness. They went everywhere together. They did their homework together. They went to the same college. They worked in the same […]
Pending Retail Apocalypse
Who Invented Bowling? Bowling is a weird sport. A friend called and invited me to go bowling with him and a couple other friends. I hadn’t gone bowling in a while so I figured what the hey. The bowling alley was in a mall. I hadn’t been to a mall in a while […]
Brothels And Assassins
New Neighbors I noticed recently that I have some squatters living next door to me. I have mixed feelings about it. They’re very quiet, and I can tell they’re squatters because they burn candles at night. They don’t use any electricity. They’re not loud. I don’t feel in danger. I don’t ever see any […]
Campfire Horror Stories
Outgoing Lunch Lady I met some of my friends for lunch recently. There’s a woman there that I’ve seen once or twice before. She’s kind of middle-aged, she’s very bubbly she has very very big boobs and she’s very very outgoing and charismatic. She has the capability to talk and talk and talk if […]