Got A License For That? There is this hypnotic juggler who works local parks. He’s always dressed professionally, and he always has a temporary juggling license issued by the city. He always starts off by juggling three lemons. And while he’s juggling the three lemons he starts telling stories. Really confusing […]
Spontaneous Money Shots
Angry Genius I used to know this guy that was super, super brilliant. But he had absolutely horrible people skills. If anybody dared ask him a question about any of his genius ideas, he would take it the wrong way, get angry, and start screaming at people. So the best job he’s […]
Magic Pancake Lady
Happy Sunday There’s this one lady that is affectionately known as the pancake lady. She has this huge pancake breakfast at her house every Sunday after church. All the kids, and their parents come by. Each pancake is made in the shape of a jigsaw puzzle piece. Nobody is allowed to […]
Growing Humans For Satan
Easy Money There are plenty of ways to make a ton of money, but you won’t find any of them if you expect somebody to tell you. If you are willing to do your own research and think outside the box, and keep your results to yourself, you can find tons of easy ways […]
Weaponized Brain Swarms
Food Inflation Rising prices can quickly destroy a society. They say that any civil society is only a three meals away from a revolution. Studies have shown that the majority of civil unrest after world war two is based on food inflation. Affordable Food Most Important https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Nov23Loop.mp4 The ideas about democracy, freedom, […]
Lunatic Planet
Full Moon Party One popular reason people go to Thailand is they have these wild full moon parties. It’s mostly for tourists, and they have it on this long stretch of beach. Basically a lot of alcohol, drugs and plenty of uninhibited sex. Humans vs. Nature https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Nov12Loop.mp4 The relationship between humans and […]
Elite Sausage Chaos Theory
Gasoline Energy The amount of energy in one gallon of gas is huge. Compared to human labor, the amount of energy done by the heat energy in a gallon of gas is extraordinarily large. Meaning the amount of time it would take one human to do the work of one gallon of gas […]
Blind Date Horror Story
No Expectations I have a friend that likes to set me up on blind dates. She’s been doing it for quite a while. I learned a long time ago that the best way to approach this is to go on there without any expectations whatsoever. No expectations that we’ll click romantically. No expectations that […]