Peanut Butter https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/2022/22Jun05_Post.mp3 Once I had to give a demonstration. Way back in third grade. How to do something, or to explain something. Since I was, and still am, a big fan of peanut butter, I decided to show how to make peanut butter. Put a bunch of peanuts in a […]
Collapsing Equilibriums
Therapy Origins Once there was a hypnotist. A very powerful hypnotist. Who started as a therapist. But went into sales. As sales as much, much more lucrative. First in conversational hypnosis. Then in copywriting hypnosis. But this became unexpectedly boring. Sales Page Mastery https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Jan17_Loop.mp4 As once he’d […]
Psychic Taste Test
Peanut Butter Battle Once there was a department store. That used strange advertising techniques. One day… They got a new brand of peanut butter. Both smooth and extra chunky. The peanut butter company. At the behest of the department store. Decided to have a blind taste test. […]
Hypnotic Food Magic
Couple Of Chuckle Heads Once there were two friends. They were very competitive. They were always making silly bets. One week… They made a very strange bet… While under the influence… Of very powerful marijuana The bet was who could go the longest… While only eating picked […]
Descending Into Hell
Triple Confusion There is this very talented group of performing pranksters. First a couple of guys come out and juggle. Then a couple of people come out doing card tricks. Then a guy comes out doing some mentalism. So they end up with three groups of different performers all on at […]
Three Pillars Of Survival
Stock Up I have this friend who fell down the rabbit hole of apocalyptic doom. There more doom porn he read, the more he was convinced that the end of society is just around the corner. So he went to the store to stock up on end of the world supplies, but he immediately […]
Pancake Hero
Unexpected Taste I have this really goofy friend who loves to prank people. Lately he’s been putting in fake jars of peanut butter in their house. This only works, of course, is if you are already a fan of peanut butter. And you love to eat peanut butter. What he does […]
Self Guided Misdirection
Two Kinds of Magic There are two ways you can categorize stage magic. The kind that uses real props, and the kind that uses imaginary props. The kind that uses real props is regular magic. Pulling rabbits out of heads, card tricks, sawing ladies in half, this is generally accepted stage magic. […]
Russian Impostor
Cheese Wonderland They have this new mall downtown, and in this new mall downtown they have an entire devoted to cheese and all the things that go with cheese. Firstly, they have pretty much every cheese flavor you could possibly imagine and tons you might not imagine, unless of course, you area cheese loving […]
Relative Roller Coaster
We Need More Flavors There was this cereal company that embarked on a very bold marketing study. They were intending to replicate an experimental statistical process called analysis of variance, or ANOVA. This is where you try all the suspected main variables and create a matrix with them all set to extremes. […]