Super Genius Once there was a scientist. A genius chemist. That used to work for food companies. To create addictive additives. To sell more processed food. Although he was paid quite a bit. He never quite felt right. So he decided to find another job. One he […]
Hypnotic Mind Control
Use Or Teach? Once there was a therapist. Who started out. As a sex therapist. Who resolved issues. In men, women and couples. To remove obstacles. To completely sexual intimacy. She was a highly skilled hypnotist. Who used hypnosis. To resolve sex issues. Career Change […]
Asymptotic Mailman
New Guy Once there was this newly hired mailman. He seemed really intelligent and he radiated a desire to become extremely efficient. So the other mail carriers wanted to make sure he wouldn’t make them look bad. So they said please change your mental frequency equation, take the first derivative, and maximum […]
Origins Of Evil
Old Family There is, allegedly, a very ancient and powerful family. This family invented and patented simple chemical formula that is in all high end perfumes and colognes. Marketing study after marketing study has demonstrated that without this secret chemical component, no cologne or perfume will sell for more than $10. But […]
Self Deluded Geniuses
Islands and Oceans One of my favorite science metaphor is about the relationship of what we know, to the stuff we don’t know. What we know is like the coastline of a small island. What we don’t know is the huge ocean. Which means the more we discover things that we know, […]
Culinary Trainwreck
Cooking Experiment I had wanted to cook this complicated recipe for a long time. It was a recipe that required multiple steps of cooking, as well as a bunch of different ingredients I don’t normally use. Finally I decided to pull the trigger, so I budgeted a few hours one weekend to try […]
Mind Control Pheromones
Hare Krishna Magic Once upon a time, the Hare Krishna’s were a bunch of broke hippies. They were founded in the sixties in New York, and their entire business model was based on begging for money and trying to teach people their philosophy. There were always broke, because they didn’t really apply any […]