Fixer Upper Once there was a guy. A house flipper. Who would not do what most house flippers do. Most house flippers. Would flip houses. In the same geographic area. But this house flipper. Didn’t do this. Instead. He seemed to flip houses. All Over […]
Recipe Disaster
Cooking Error Once there was a chef. A very popular chef. Who was having a dinner party. To celebrate the opening. Of his first restaurant. Expected to be delicious. And extremely popular. The dinner party was mostly. For close friends. And a few reporters. Who […]
Flat Dough Magic
Ancient Circus Once there was a group of circus performers. Highly respected and talented. They came from a long lineage. Of mesmerizing acrobats and mystics. Some say they are eternal. Wandering all over Eurasia. Performing magic and circus arts. Shift With The Times https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Oct27Loop.mp4 The last circus they […]
Nano Bot Pranks
Long Game Prankster There was this semi evil genius that was also very rich, and he very much liked to prank people. He bought an eyeglasses company, and created a special type of lens with a lot of embedded nano technology. Then he would sit and home, and via this embedded nano technology, […]
Scarcity Pizza
Pizza Shop I used to have this job in college at a pizza shop. There was an old retired guy working, and he loved it when tons of customers would come in and we’d be slammed. There’s a theory that we subconsciously use smell to qualify potential romantic partners. Sniffing Out DNA […]
AI Time Travel
Robot Factories There have been a lot of advancements recently in robot assisted manufacturing. One article I read recently was about a completely automated pizza crust factory, that could make 1000 pizza crusts per minute or something. Robots are very efficient, and they have already started creeping into the our common experience. […]
Reverse Engineered Cult
Free Seminar The other day I went to a free seminar at a local community center. Since it was free, I didn’t expect much. Usually at these things, they have some basic ideas in the first half, and then the second half is some kind of upsell. Only at this one, there […]
Pending Retail Apocalypse
Who Invented Bowling? Bowling is a weird sport. A friend called and invited me to go bowling with him and a couple other friends. I hadn’t gone bowling in a while so I figured what the hey. The bowling alley was in a mall. I hadn’t been to a mall in a while […]
Gold Giving Box
Free Car Wash The other day I was driving around town and I passed by a group of kids having a carwash. They had a few hand-painted signs that said free car wash and that the bottom the sign said donations accepted. Since it looked like a worthy fundraising cause I got a free […]