Don’t Think About It https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/2022/22Aug09_Post.mp3 There’s a famous story about a wizard and a king. The king is growing impatient with the wizard. The kingdom is in shambles and the king is worried about a peasant uprising. So he calls in the wizard and says: Listen, dude, you’d better produce something […]
High Frequency Wizard
Super Genius Once there was a programmer. With several advanced degrees. In mathematics. In Artificial Intelligence. In metaphysical psychology. He’d already made several hundred million. Programming high frequency trading machines. And programming machines. To program more machines. Party Man https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Dec09Loop.mp4 He owned several large houses. […]
Speak To Your Future
Walking Dude Once there was a man. Who liked to go on walks. Around the neighborhood. Around the park. One day. He found a DVD. Lying on the slide. In the park. Next to the jungle gym. What’s On This? https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Nov16Loop.mp4 He took the DVD home. […]
Wizards And Protectors
Secret Camping Once there were three young boys. Who snuck out at night. To go camping. At the bottom a big mountain. High up on the mountain. Was a big and deep cave. Within the cave. According to legend. Deep And Ancient Wisdom https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Nov12Loop.mp4 Was an old […]
Hypnotic Mime Control
No Word Riches There is this mime that invented a very powerful form of non-verbal hypnosis. He was already doing very well as a mime. He had all the licenses and only need to work the busy corners on weekends. So when he stared to study hypnosis, he wanted to slowly blend […]
Inner Game Superhero
Weird Joke Teller I’ve had this really weird friend since elementary school. He’s got this really, really deadpan sense of humor. But the jokes he makes with this deadpan sense of humor never make any sense whatsoever. But because he is so serious, and he says these really weird things with such […]
Infinite Patience
I’ve Heard This Before The other night I was watching TV, kind of bored, so I started flipping around. I ended up watching two guys arguing over welfare. Both arguments were familiar. Too much welfare creates too much debt, and takes away human initiative. Too little welfare makes it much harder […]
The Hallucinated Dinner Party
Library Expansion I’ve noticed a new thing they are having down at my local library. They’ve been putting up notices for these day trips. They are put on by the city, and I don’t think they library itself is involved in organizing these trips. I think the library is just a convenient […]
Science, Magic and Brainwashing
Doctor Lecture I was watching an interesting lecture by this doctor a few weeks ago. He was talking about how, when he first was a doctor working in the ER, he remembered having more compassion for some patients and less compassion for other patients. This was because he assumed that some patients were […]
Magic Horse Mind Control
Six Plus Two About fifty years ago there was this guy who had a magic horse. He wasn’t really magic, but he could do basic addition and subtraction. Some guy would ask what’s two plus six, and the horse would stamp is hoof eight times. Then he’d ask what’s three minus one, […]