Neighbor Wanted Advice I have a neighbor who wanted to talk to me about camping yesterday. He has a son who is in elementary school and all of his son’s friends have been talking about going camping and so his son wanted to go camping. His father knew that I had done a lot […]
Mind Control Machine
Weird Sandwich Shop I went to the sandwich shop a couple days ago. It’s a kind of a weird sandwich shop that has specifically decided only on a very narrow range of customers. They built their shop inside of a business park. This business park is filled up with these nondescript, tilt-up buildings. Most […]
Corn Dog Chaos Theory
Local Carnival A couple of weeks ago me and some friends went down to this local carnival fair. Everything and they had was stuff you’d expect at a kind of carnival fair. They had a bunch of booths selling corndogs and burritos and french fries. They had a couple of sketchy looking Ferris wheels […]
Seduction Trifecta
The Juggler So a couple of weeks ago I was down at my local park. It’s a relatively big park. On the far left side there is a big huge flat cement area where a lot of kids come and do skateboard tricks. On the far right there is a more of a grassy […]
Custom Made Life
Small Part Needed The other day I was in my house trying to build this structure. I was putting the structure together from smaller parts that weren’t really made to be put together this way, but I knew I was going to be a perfect structure. The only problem was I needed this one […]
Re-Calibrated Sexual Energy
Car Maintenance A couple of weeks ago I had to take my car in to get some scheduled maintenance done. I think it was a 60,000 mile maintenance and when I got it to the shop the guy was looking at the car. He had hooked up to his machines and he said there were […]
Voices In The Night
Meteor Shower When I was a kid in my friend wanted to stay up late one night to watch the meteor shower. We convinced our parents to let us sleep in our backyard. Of course our parents assured us that we would fall asleep before the meteor shower was expected to show which was at […]
Self Consumption
Cute Girl At Work This girl I used to work with was cute and she was part of the same religion that I participated in. One weekend she and her group were going to a picnic. She invited me to go with her. I figured I could use Jesus to get an in. […]
Guided Psychic Meditation
Gorgeous Neighborhood Bartender There’s a bar in my neighborhood I like to go to because I like to watch the bartender. I haven’t drank alcohol in a long time but sitting in a bar is sometimes very relaxing thing to do. It’s an understood environment where it’s perfectly acceptable to sit there and stare […]
Blind Date Horror Story
No Expectations I have a friend that likes to set me up on blind dates. She’s been doing it for quite a while. I learned a long time ago that the best way to approach this is to go on there without any expectations whatsoever. No expectations that we’ll click romantically. No expectations that […]