Neighbor Wanted Advice I have a neighbor who wanted to talk to me about camping yesterday. He has a son who is in elementary school and all of his son’s friends have been talking about going camping and so his son wanted to go camping. His father knew that I had done a lot […]
Time Traveling Librarian
Girl From The Internet I went on a date. One date with this girl I met online. In retrospect there were plenty of red flags that I purposely didn’t notice that I now wish I had. We met, it was her idea to meet, after only a few messages being exchanged. We met at […]
The Magic Watch
Libary Detour The other day was out driving around and I passed by a public library. Because I hadn’t been inside of a public library long time I decided I’d stop in just to check things out. I haven’t actually held the actual book in quite a while so I parked outside. As soon […]
Mind Control Machine
Weird Sandwich Shop I went to the sandwich shop a couple days ago. It’s a kind of a weird sandwich shop that has specifically decided only on a very narrow range of customers. They built their shop inside of a business park. This business park is filled up with these nondescript, tilt-up buildings. Most […]
Super Villain Potential
The Maze Solver I have a friend, my next-door neighbor, has this kid, he seven and he is a super genius. He loves to do these mazes. She is very luck, his mom, whenever she needs time to herself without being bothered or interrupted she just needs to print out several of these very complicated […]
Corn Dog Chaos Theory
Local Carnival A couple of weeks ago me and some friends went down to this local carnival fair. Everything and they had was stuff you’d expect at a kind of carnival fair. They had a bunch of booths selling corndogs and burritos and french fries. They had a couple of sketchy looking Ferris wheels […]
Mind Illusions
Young Magician I have a neighbor and her son is in fifth grade. Lately he’s been practicing these card tricks, these magic tricks, and he’s getting pretty good. He’s got a very good little magician’s pattern going on. So far most of the tricks he’s been doing are called self-working card tricks. These are […]
Seduction Trifecta
The Juggler So a couple of weeks ago I was down at my local park. It’s a relatively big park. On the far left side there is a big huge flat cement area where a lot of kids come and do skateboard tricks. On the far right there is a more of a grassy […]
Custom Made Life
Small Part Needed The other day I was in my house trying to build this structure. I was putting the structure together from smaller parts that weren’t really made to be put together this way, but I knew I was going to be a perfect structure. The only problem was I needed this one […]
Re-Calibrated Sexual Energy
Car Maintenance A couple of weeks ago I had to take my car in to get some scheduled maintenance done. I think it was a 60,000 mile maintenance and when I got it to the shop the guy was looking at the car. He had hooked up to his machines and he said there were […]