New Strip Mall Recently in my neighborhood a brand new strip mall just opened up. Before the strip mall there was just undeveloped land. It’s one thing to have a existing stripmall and have businesses come and go, but to have a brand new strip mall pop up when there ws nothing there before indicates […]
Math Teacher Mistake
Outpatient Procedure The other day I had agreed to take my friend to get a procedure done. It was an outpatient procedure. He told me it would only take two hours, three hours tops. It would be very easy so I figured I would drop him off, go do something, and then come back two […]
Meat Pie Pareto Principle
What To Eat? The other day I was at home wondering what to eat for dinner. It turned out to be a horrible mistake. I decided to go down to the grocery store. I had been trying out that one meal per day plan, unfortunately I chose the wrong thing to eat. I ended […]
Sexy Girls Bearing Gifts
Gorgeous Girl From Nowhere The other day I was sitting at home minding my own business when the most gorgeous woman I’d ever seen came by my house. The knock came at the door, I opened the door and there before me was his very young very gorgeous very bubbly very friendly very outgoing very […]
Nested Frame Control
Gonna Get Fired I had only been at my first job after college for three months before I made a horrific mistake that I thought would forever banish me to homelessness and life in the bushes with only an empty bottle of whiskey for a companion. I was working in the laboratory for a […]
Demon Assassination
Childhood Bully When I was a kid I was in Boy Scouts. I really liked Boy Scouts. One of the things they did, we did, that I liked was to go on these backpacking trips. Sometimes for one or two days, sometimes for a week during the summer. One time during one of these […]
Queen Of A Lesser Kingdom
New Lady at Toastmasters A new woman came to my Toastmasters recently. She’s a very interesting combination or she has a very interesting combination of both confidence and anxiety. When she talks about normal things she’s very very confident, in fact she’s the most confident person I’ve seen in a very very long time. […]
Deferential Porn Stars
Tech Expo A few months ago I went to this very interesting Expo in Las Vegas. It was a Tech Expo. What was a particularly interesting about this particular Tech Expo is that it was right next door to a porn Expo. I didn’t know this till I got there so naturally I tried […]
Magic Book Of Wisdom
Party In The Hills I was invited to a party a few weeks ago. It was a party that was being held by a friend of a friend, perhaps a friend of a friend of a friend. I was assured it was going to be a fantastic party. The guy that told me about […]
Gold Giving Box
Free Car Wash The other day I was driving around town and I passed by a group of kids having a carwash. They had a few hand-painted signs that said free car wash and that the bottom the sign said donations accepted. Since it looked like a worthy fundraising cause I got a free […]
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