Outpatient Procedure The other day I had agreed to take my friend to get a procedure done. It was an outpatient procedure. He told me it would only take two hours, three hours tops. It would be very easy so I figured I would drop him off, go do something, and then come back two […]
Meat Pie Pareto Principle
What To Eat? The other day I was at home wondering what to eat for dinner. It turned out to be a horrible mistake. I decided to go down to the grocery store. I had been trying out that one meal per day plan, unfortunately I chose the wrong thing to eat. I ended […]
Water Filter Salesman
Eccentric Neighbor For a while I’ve had this very strange neighbor in my neighborhood. Everyone knows about him. Everybody talks about him. He’s kind of a recluse. The story is, ann this is a fairly accurate story because most of this is public information. He was a driven kid in school. He was a […]
Sexy Girls Bearing Gifts
Gorgeous Girl From Nowhere The other day I was sitting at home minding my own business when the most gorgeous woman I’d ever seen came by my house. The knock came at the door, I opened the door and there before me was his very young very gorgeous very bubbly very friendly very outgoing very […]
Self Replicating Hypnosis
Looking For Treasure I’ve had this friend ever since I was a kid. Ever since we were kids this friend had always had this fantasy that one day he was going to discover hidden treasure. And this hidden treasure would make him famous. This is a perfectly normal fantasy to have as a kid. […]
Self Destructive Death Cult
Nested Dreams A couple of weeks ago I had one of those dreams that you’re having a dream and then you wake up and you think you’re finished having a dream but you’re still having the dream and then you wake up again and you realize you’ve been trapped in several nested dreams. Inside […]
Cement Mixer Fantasies
Need To Fix Something Recently I started getting into some home development, home-improvement. It all started with the task I had needed to get done or do myself for a while. I was right on the border of whether or not to learn how to do this or to hire somebody to do this. If […]
Nested Frame Control
Gonna Get Fired I had only been at my first job after college for three months before I made a horrific mistake that I thought would forever banish me to homelessness and life in the bushes with only an empty bottle of whiskey for a companion. I was working in the laboratory for a […]
Demon Assassination
Childhood Bully When I was a kid I was in Boy Scouts. I really liked Boy Scouts. One of the things they did, we did, that I liked was to go on these backpacking trips. Sometimes for one or two days, sometimes for a week during the summer. One time during one of these […]
Deferential Porn Stars
Tech Expo A few months ago I went to this very interesting Expo in Las Vegas. It was a Tech Expo. What was a particularly interesting about this particular Tech Expo is that it was right next door to a porn Expo. I didn’t know this till I got there so naturally I tried […]
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